Monday, March 14, 2011

If you were the President of South Africa for 1 financial year what would you do?

If you were the President of South Africa for 1 financial year what would you do?
Me education help people to help themselves I would make sure that every class has 30 kids and less kids get taught how to save and manage money at high school already. Every kid gets a cheque of R1000.00 at Grade 11 then they have to grow that money buy 200% and more by matric and then they can keep the profit and then they can give it(R1000.00) back to the following grade 11 if not then they owe the school R5 000.00 and are blacklisted until its back. Give Universities and Technikons lots of money to research the problems S.Africa is faces and how to solve them. Also I would buy back TELKOM and bring the rate to international levels give the people proper broadband. Be more strict on the banks they must have more money in their reserves and they must invest more on S.African. Give small businesses more tax breaks. Bring HD-TV to S.Africa
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My first act would be the scrapping of unfair and racist labour laws and policies such as BEE and AA. The labour market will run purely on the principles of "best man for the job". Thereafter I would throw Trevor Manuals budget out of the window and look at why there is a surplus and how that money could be spent to better South Africa, military spending would be halved, all the ANC ministers expense accounts would be suspended and the wasting of taxpayers money on meaningless seminaars would come to a violent halt. I would use what is left of our pathetic defense force to clean out Hillbrow and other areas of all illigal immigrants who will be deported or shot should they resist. Thereafter the army will patrol our borders 24 hours a day to ensure no further immigration of unwanted foreign aliens. I would rename all major cities back to their pre 1994 historical names. The communist party and COSATU would be banned and its leaders forced into exile or an appropriate rehabilitation programme. I will demand payment from Thabo Mbeki for his R90 million rand wall or else liquidate his estate for the payment thereof. I will triple efforts to combat HIV and AIDS and ensure anti retrovirals are made available to all in need where possible. I will ban the import of all Chinese goods into SA. I will implemement government policies of setting up manufacturing concerns to create employment and encourage manufacturing by ways of massive tax breaks and contributions to well planned manufacturing ventures. Eskom will be overhauled, SAA will be privatised. Police will be instructed to severely fine and imprison reckless taxi drivers. Corporal punishment in schools will be reintroduced. The death penalty will be reinstated from day one and apply to crimes such as murder, rape, armed robbery, house breaking and child abuse. I will try and mend our relationship with the west after the ANC's 13 years of forming alliances with the evil nations of the east. That and so much more.
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Hello this is MR Cash If i were president id take all the money I could for myself, bring in the MR Cash AA policy that just looks after the previously disadvantaged like me. My friends would all have high paying jobs, even if they are not qualified!! My friends and i could run the lotto, win it maybe a few times. I could rape, sexualy harrass women, get hiv and wash it off with soap and a good shower! I would'nt worry about crime cause why would i care about any of you, Id have my own security etc though. Id make friends with communist dictators like uncle Fidel, we could smoke cubans all day and talk about Animal Farm. Id Ban every political party that there is and declare myself preident for life! Even if i f**ck up your life, mine will still be ok!! Id take all the farms away so that one day a 10kg maize meal can cost R1000. I would not care if everyone left my country and p***ed off to Europe!
3 :
i would firstly focus on lowering Taxation rates for individuals.South African's pay too much in taxes as opposed to companies.
4 :
cute ideas, good thing you arent going to be president for a year ... you wouldnt do much good for the masses who dont even have computers for broadband and wish they could just have A tv instead of their radios. what about housing ? crime? petrol prices? Relationships with other African countries????
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I am largely as Bull IV - your idea for students to generate income is intriguing but fatally flawed what with students that can't pay back varsity loans already now you want to give them even more debt? My greatest wish for SA is for the pendulum of dislike and distrust to swing back to central and therefore normal and for everyone to just be able to get on with life.
6 :
Simply be the president i was choosen to be. If i promised free anything i give since you cannot be a president withut a vision first.
7 :
Sorry to tell you this but it will take you 1 year to estimate all the damage that has been done and analysis it Another few years to actually get it right it the state that south africa is in now it will take more than 10years to get on to the right track again
8 :
Cut taxes, you pay such high taxes but get nothing for it.
9 :
kill all the people in the jails (probably put as many people in a gas chamber), build more schools around the rural areas, make school uniforms free, pay policemen, firemen, nurses more money and make sure everybody has medical aid