is this too much to ask?
wtf!all i want is a man who will: be honest, faithful, hold the door for me, make good money, rock my world in the bed, cut the grass, wait while i shop, send me flowers, give me foot massages, take me to dinner every weekend, be happy to see me not have to work, take me on cruises & vacations to including but limited to: barbados, tahiti, jamaica, italy, france, germany, swiss alps, spain, south africa, bermuda, florida keys & bahamas, be into home improvement & build me my own wing of a house including a full gym incl: stairmaster, elliptical, treadmill, stationary bike, mirrored wall, ballet bar, mounted tv w/ dvd, free weights w/ rack, seperate bedroom w/ four-poster bed & large bath w/ vintage claw-foot bath, huge gold-leaf mirror, custom fixtures, chandelier, sauna, sep. massage rm w/ table (and pay an on-call masseuse anytime i want one), arrange surprise deliveries to me of: lingerie, designer clothing/bags, roses, imported chocolates & champagne, chauffered car to bring me on shopping dates where he will meet me & watch me try on all the the prettiest dresses & go on about how much he loves me & how beautiful i am then take me to the diamond store & buy me new earrings or bracelets, and also hire a nanny if we have kids do i can get my rest because im always more happy if i get good rest and that he would choose just the right color of fabric or shoes or sunglasses for me because he know just the way i like things..... THEN i would be happy! one more thing- also he would send me to the spa & call ahead & have flowers there for me & leave his charge # w/ the receptionist w/ instructions to give me whatever i want... thats all!
Other - Family & Relationships - 8 Answers
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Yep! It's too much to ask.
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That is very high maintenance. Just remember no one is perfect!
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omg! holy sh**... yur in dreamland honey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! half that sh** would annoy me!!!
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But what are you willing to give in return? No offense, my material-possession girl, but I don;t see where he has to "love" you. He may do all of these things to show something, but isn't it important that he loves you?
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Okay: You are going about all this wrong way!! First you need to locate the book: The power of a praying woman..:)) You have to pray and ask god to send this kind of man to you!! And even then, he is gonna have some issues, so only ask for what you can not deal with out, Trust Loyalty Faithfulnesses Hard worker Devoted Wonderful God Fearing Morals Great Family Lover not a fighter Protective My husband needs some help in the protective area, for he is used to me speaking up for my self!! SO I say that is how you are gonna find some one to your needs, but, what are you going to offer?? I just see what you needed, what is this man getting?? That is your real question!!
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LOL! It sounds like you want to be more of a mistress than a partner. And what are you offering in return? Will you go to hockey games? Help guide the wood through the bandsaw? Rock his world in bed? Hold the flashlight in your left hand and the big wrench in your right, totally steadily, so he can get the gasket loose on the drain under the sink to fix the leak? Prepare 9 course Chinese banquets? Clean up the mess when he gets the stomach flu? It sounds like you want a robot not a human man, which is too bad, because real men are a lot of fun, even if they aren't our abject slaves.
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OMG!!!!!!!! Yes, too much and keep aiming for it anyway!! If You arrive at the point where You have at least half of any of it, You will be grand!!!
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Girl, Here is what I can do: i can do all the first portion except for the trips, and thats only because I am in college. Once I get my bachelors, I'll have it made! YAY! I can probobly build you a house, though don't expect me to do the yard work too often, as I don't want to get my suite dirty when i get home from my high profile business meetings. Also, I enjoy working out and will actually have a bad a$$ gym set at the house and will use it frequently, so I can only imagine the amount of competition that will arise as a result... can u handle it? I enjoy the classy elegance of a chrome, gold leaf, and and I etch my own engraving designs so my house will look top notch. I will definately watch you try out all the clothes you want, but the only thing is - you're paying for them, however, I will pay if you don't make me go with you... unless its provocative, lol. AND No I will never fold, no matter how nice you look or how sweet the deal is, and hire a NANNY! My kids are mine and thats it... I love flowers so expect them often and jewlery as a way to say I love you.... But thats it. other than that, good luck with your choices, as we number in the few.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Travel/Working Abroad - Any Advice?
Travel/Working Abroad - Any Advice?
I'm matriculating this year. I'm planning to do a Bachelor of Arts in English and Education (to teach high school). My eventual plan is to settle down back home (South Africa) and study further - perhaps do my doctorate and lecture English. However, I really want to travel first. My current (pretty vague, I must admit) plans are to finish studying (4 years) and then teach English in Japan/Thailand for a few years to make some money. My mother was born in England. As far as I'm aware, if I play my cards right this gives me the right to live and work there. I'm especially interested in this because I'm dying to travel Europe and I have heard that it is easy to see the rest of the continent if you're already based there. I would like to ask for advice from anyone with experience involving working abroad (particularly in Japan/Thailand and the UK). What do I need to have/do? Is there any way for me to get a permanent residence so I can continue studying in the UK? How expensive is it to live in England and how easy would it be for me to find a job (preferably teaching High School English) once I am there? Any advice, pro's, con's or thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
Immigration - 2 Answers
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To many different question here and I will get bored trying to answer them. Except for Thailand where I live. If you want to teach here you need a degree in Teaching or a degree in any other area and a TEFL. You don't make much money here in Thailand, maybe $1,000 to $1,500 a month. You need to come here and look for a job. Finding a job will not be that hard. Then go to Malaysia and apply for a work visa. When you return your school should help you get a work permit. All this is good for one year, you have to do it again every year.
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you should know thats it very UNSAFE for white women to TRAVEL ALONE TO JAPAN and hang out with Japanese men. although overall homocide is low in Japan, however, homocide and sexual assaults etc against foreign women is very high as a percentage of foreign female population in Japan. Japanese men have an unhealthy perverted fetish of white girls and many white girls are sexually assaulted and tricked by being lured to his apartment to teach him english etc, where she is then drugged and raped n murdered and chopped up and eaten. There will be a high chance you will be raped n murdered. Just google 3 very famous documented cases: issei sagawa, lindsay hawker and lucie blackman.
I'm matriculating this year. I'm planning to do a Bachelor of Arts in English and Education (to teach high school). My eventual plan is to settle down back home (South Africa) and study further - perhaps do my doctorate and lecture English. However, I really want to travel first. My current (pretty vague, I must admit) plans are to finish studying (4 years) and then teach English in Japan/Thailand for a few years to make some money. My mother was born in England. As far as I'm aware, if I play my cards right this gives me the right to live and work there. I'm especially interested in this because I'm dying to travel Europe and I have heard that it is easy to see the rest of the continent if you're already based there. I would like to ask for advice from anyone with experience involving working abroad (particularly in Japan/Thailand and the UK). What do I need to have/do? Is there any way for me to get a permanent residence so I can continue studying in the UK? How expensive is it to live in England and how easy would it be for me to find a job (preferably teaching High School English) once I am there? Any advice, pro's, con's or thoughts would be greatly appreciated.
Immigration - 2 Answers
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To many different question here and I will get bored trying to answer them. Except for Thailand where I live. If you want to teach here you need a degree in Teaching or a degree in any other area and a TEFL. You don't make much money here in Thailand, maybe $1,000 to $1,500 a month. You need to come here and look for a job. Finding a job will not be that hard. Then go to Malaysia and apply for a work visa. When you return your school should help you get a work permit. All this is good for one year, you have to do it again every year.
2 :
you should know thats it very UNSAFE for white women to TRAVEL ALONE TO JAPAN and hang out with Japanese men. although overall homocide is low in Japan, however, homocide and sexual assaults etc against foreign women is very high as a percentage of foreign female population in Japan. Japanese men have an unhealthy perverted fetish of white girls and many white girls are sexually assaulted and tricked by being lured to his apartment to teach him english etc, where she is then drugged and raped n murdered and chopped up and eaten. There will be a high chance you will be raped n murdered. Just google 3 very famous documented cases: issei sagawa, lindsay hawker and lucie blackman.
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Do you know of any website to bet on the U.S. vs England match? I live in the U.S.?
Do you know of any website to bet on the U.S. vs England match? I live in the U.S.?
Hi, I'd like to bet some money on the U,.S. vs England match, I think I could make some money on this match because I think the U.S. is going to win! and of course, most fans around the world think that England is going to win that match, however, I can't find any website to bet on the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. It seems like in the U.S. we are not allowed to do such thing, is that correct? I really can't believe it, why would betting on soccer be illegal in this country? thank you .
FIFA World Cup(TM) - 3 Answers
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Here http://www.tv-on-net.net watch live world cup online!
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http://tr.im/tvlive You can watch live 2010 world cup here. This is great for live sports. llive tv and movies. Hope you like it
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It is indeed getting harder and harder to place wagers if you live in the US, however there are still some fantastic sites out there that you can sign up with and bet on the US-England game. Sports Interaction is a great option, check out http://www.sportbooksreview.com/sports-interaction.html for more in-depth information and exclusive bonus offers as well. Good luck to you!
Hi, I'd like to bet some money on the U,.S. vs England match, I think I could make some money on this match because I think the U.S. is going to win! and of course, most fans around the world think that England is going to win that match, however, I can't find any website to bet on the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. It seems like in the U.S. we are not allowed to do such thing, is that correct? I really can't believe it, why would betting on soccer be illegal in this country? thank you .
FIFA World Cup(TM) - 3 Answers
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Here http://www.tv-on-net.net watch live world cup online!
2 :
http://tr.im/tvlive You can watch live 2010 world cup here. This is great for live sports. llive tv and movies. Hope you like it
3 :
It is indeed getting harder and harder to place wagers if you live in the US, however there are still some fantastic sites out there that you can sign up with and bet on the US-England game. Sports Interaction is a great option, check out http://www.sportbooksreview.com/sports-interaction.html for more in-depth information and exclusive bonus offers as well. Good luck to you!
Thursday, August 1, 2013
Writers: I want to write a book. But is my writing poetential there?? Please tell me what you think of this?
Writers: I want to write a book. But is my writing poetential there?? Please tell me what you think of this?
This a part of a story I want to write set in South Africa (where I live). This is about one of my characters history (escaping Zimbabwe into SA) PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF MY WRITING IS WORTH PERSUING. Im sorry if its long. ------------------------ They claimed it would cost them R200 each to cross the border. In Africa money is hailed like the gods, Selina was aware of that doctrine and she had to buy her freedom through pious loyalty of such preaching. On this land the drums beat to the rhythm of revenue, the beads of red, blue and orange, bloated with buoyancy, are threaded for the making of that little-bit-extra not as rescue missions to savour fading histories. In Africa government houses chant with hallow debate because all ears are fixed on the lyrical lyre of the dollar. For it is where politicians and businessmen are synonymous terms… and it’s called an example of ‘developmental democracy’. Money is the emerald blood that channels through the black markets. Row after row of vendors, stick stalls, carpets and people form the veins, thick and thin…a hundred and a thousand tiny lines stretching across capitals, towns and villages. The hemoglobin flow of estranged heads on bronze or some other rusty colour fill cities with fraud, ‘favours’, blackmails and business contracts. The notes of minted green flow from dirt-hibernating pocket to pocket. The money itself almost tastes of blood. This need brings only more poverty and licenses greed and Selina saw it. She had lived it until she could not breathe the choking dirt any longer. Squinting up at paper planes and kites that litter the Gweru sky she waits for their secret meeting to materialise. All of the flying toys are made up of Zim dollars. With freshly ‘passed by parliament’ billion dollar notes the older ones are used by the children to build jets and towers of money, racing each other to see who can stack the most in the fastest time. Zimbabwe is on life-support. But for how long can oxygen be artificially pumped in a body that is terminally paralysed? She didn’t believe in euthanasia but hope seemed more sacrilegious than ever. As she waits by a pineapple and chille stall somewhere in the market her gaze is torn from a particularly amusing tower of notes toppling to the ground to another young child, a bright blue spot, weaving through the crowds of brown, black and white, running in her direction. The pace of his legs reminds her of small turbines as he draws nearer. She watches him turn his face to glance back at who it was that was chasing him but he isn’t quick enough and, in shock, she doesn’t have time to move out of the way and like a train collision, he hits the ground that coughs up a spray of dust in ill-fated complaint. “Are you alright?†Selina holds out a hand and helps the boy to his feet. She can’t help but note the skeletal feel of his fingers reminding her of the chicken necks they would suck at as children. He places his bony hands on his excuses for knee caps and breathes tightly as if he didn’t hear her. Staring at the bag he is gripping around his tiny fist he suddenly remembers the barrier that had halted his escape and his eyes flash both fear and shock as he cuts her an upward look. The bag looks like its filled with sugar and he held onto it as if it were filled with diamonds that he, himself, had mined. Without a word he turns away from her and hurtles back into the crowd. She checks her watch, broken in the middle, but the roman numerals are still visible. 5:17pm. Daya was late and Rahul and the trafficker are nowhere in sight. Could someone have tipped them off? Maybe Daya had changed her mind, like she is beginning to feel… that all too familiar sinking sickness in the pit of her stomach. She tightens the blanket she has wrapped around her to keep Moyo warm on her back as she scans the now filtering crowds. Watching them, the scent of afternoon tea that the vendors drink flows past her nose, lazy-like, on the breeze that meandered through the people. It took her back to a time on a farm just outside Bulawayo. ---------------------------- (there's more...) I know Im sometimes verbose?? Is the writing good? BE BRUTAL if you must. PLEASE PLEASE give me some feedback. APOLOGIES FOR THE SPELLING ERROR IN THE QUESTION. I TYPE TOO FAST FOR MY OWN GOOD. :)
Books & Authors - 7 Answers
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its very good i enjoy all the metaphors
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I think you're pretty good. There's a lot of description in the first paragraph, but I would like to think that it has something to do with the story, and not just there. There are some incomplete sentences and spelling problems, but if you work on your grammar, I really do believe you can do good.
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i think you could write for google
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Really good, yes you should defiantly continue this story!
5 :
Make the verbose accepted and acclaimed for their intensity of sharing. The rest success! Go ahead!
6 :
You have the nub of an exceedingly good story. It's a little too metaphorical in places. Maybe you should ration these a little but the underlying story is good. You have the makings of an excellent writer but you need to learn a little more about technique and the boring job of learning your trade, the correct use of words, spelling, tense and layout. With some work I could envisage seeing your books on the shelves at some time in the future.
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yeah, id have to agree with what ed(above) has said. dont let anyone discourage you. imo you need to have target audience and a suitable content and language to be commercialy viable. what do ya say.. but hey what about your india plans ? is it on? theres something interestn you might wanna try. its "nadi or naadi astrology" its exciting. may be you could write about it. mail me if ur interested. gud luck
This a part of a story I want to write set in South Africa (where I live). This is about one of my characters history (escaping Zimbabwe into SA) PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF MY WRITING IS WORTH PERSUING. Im sorry if its long. ------------------------ They claimed it would cost them R200 each to cross the border. In Africa money is hailed like the gods, Selina was aware of that doctrine and she had to buy her freedom through pious loyalty of such preaching. On this land the drums beat to the rhythm of revenue, the beads of red, blue and orange, bloated with buoyancy, are threaded for the making of that little-bit-extra not as rescue missions to savour fading histories. In Africa government houses chant with hallow debate because all ears are fixed on the lyrical lyre of the dollar. For it is where politicians and businessmen are synonymous terms… and it’s called an example of ‘developmental democracy’. Money is the emerald blood that channels through the black markets. Row after row of vendors, stick stalls, carpets and people form the veins, thick and thin…a hundred and a thousand tiny lines stretching across capitals, towns and villages. The hemoglobin flow of estranged heads on bronze or some other rusty colour fill cities with fraud, ‘favours’, blackmails and business contracts. The notes of minted green flow from dirt-hibernating pocket to pocket. The money itself almost tastes of blood. This need brings only more poverty and licenses greed and Selina saw it. She had lived it until she could not breathe the choking dirt any longer. Squinting up at paper planes and kites that litter the Gweru sky she waits for their secret meeting to materialise. All of the flying toys are made up of Zim dollars. With freshly ‘passed by parliament’ billion dollar notes the older ones are used by the children to build jets and towers of money, racing each other to see who can stack the most in the fastest time. Zimbabwe is on life-support. But for how long can oxygen be artificially pumped in a body that is terminally paralysed? She didn’t believe in euthanasia but hope seemed more sacrilegious than ever. As she waits by a pineapple and chille stall somewhere in the market her gaze is torn from a particularly amusing tower of notes toppling to the ground to another young child, a bright blue spot, weaving through the crowds of brown, black and white, running in her direction. The pace of his legs reminds her of small turbines as he draws nearer. She watches him turn his face to glance back at who it was that was chasing him but he isn’t quick enough and, in shock, she doesn’t have time to move out of the way and like a train collision, he hits the ground that coughs up a spray of dust in ill-fated complaint. “Are you alright?†Selina holds out a hand and helps the boy to his feet. She can’t help but note the skeletal feel of his fingers reminding her of the chicken necks they would suck at as children. He places his bony hands on his excuses for knee caps and breathes tightly as if he didn’t hear her. Staring at the bag he is gripping around his tiny fist he suddenly remembers the barrier that had halted his escape and his eyes flash both fear and shock as he cuts her an upward look. The bag looks like its filled with sugar and he held onto it as if it were filled with diamonds that he, himself, had mined. Without a word he turns away from her and hurtles back into the crowd. She checks her watch, broken in the middle, but the roman numerals are still visible. 5:17pm. Daya was late and Rahul and the trafficker are nowhere in sight. Could someone have tipped them off? Maybe Daya had changed her mind, like she is beginning to feel… that all too familiar sinking sickness in the pit of her stomach. She tightens the blanket she has wrapped around her to keep Moyo warm on her back as she scans the now filtering crowds. Watching them, the scent of afternoon tea that the vendors drink flows past her nose, lazy-like, on the breeze that meandered through the people. It took her back to a time on a farm just outside Bulawayo. ---------------------------- (there's more...) I know Im sometimes verbose?? Is the writing good? BE BRUTAL if you must. PLEASE PLEASE give me some feedback. APOLOGIES FOR THE SPELLING ERROR IN THE QUESTION. I TYPE TOO FAST FOR MY OWN GOOD. :)
Books & Authors - 7 Answers
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1 :
its very good i enjoy all the metaphors
2 :
I think you're pretty good. There's a lot of description in the first paragraph, but I would like to think that it has something to do with the story, and not just there. There are some incomplete sentences and spelling problems, but if you work on your grammar, I really do believe you can do good.
3 :
i think you could write for google
4 :
Really good, yes you should defiantly continue this story!
5 :
Make the verbose accepted and acclaimed for their intensity of sharing. The rest success! Go ahead!
6 :
You have the nub of an exceedingly good story. It's a little too metaphorical in places. Maybe you should ration these a little but the underlying story is good. You have the makings of an excellent writer but you need to learn a little more about technique and the boring job of learning your trade, the correct use of words, spelling, tense and layout. With some work I could envisage seeing your books on the shelves at some time in the future.
7 :
yeah, id have to agree with what ed(above) has said. dont let anyone discourage you. imo you need to have target audience and a suitable content and language to be commercialy viable. what do ya say.. but hey what about your india plans ? is it on? theres something interestn you might wanna try. its "nadi or naadi astrology" its exciting. may be you could write about it. mail me if ur interested. gud luck
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